A friend recently asked me for advice about bringing a cat into her home. This alone put me on alert since my knowledge of cats is limited to our barn cats plus the kitten we rescued a few months ago.

Since our rescued kitten turned into a friendly but ferocious tiger (read that adventure here), my friend thought she ought to get input on the perfect kitten.

I offered to do the online search for her.

Typing in “How to find the perfect breed of cat” seemed like an appropriate search.

Sure enough, there are scads of cat breed selectors online. Okie-Dokie, I jumped right in.

The first question asked, “How energetic would your ideal cat be?” After our rescued kitten adventure, I opted for a relaxed vibe.

Next up was how vocal would this ideal cat be? I could visualize a cat howling on the backyard fence, so I choose rarely makes a peep.

So far, so good. On to personality traits. Hmmm, I thought my friend would enjoy calm and affectionate.

I also thought her ideal cat would like a mix of social time and alone time, so I checked that box.

My friend didn’t want a long-haired cat with all the loose hairs and she wasn’t interested in grooming much. I chose rarely or never on the grooming thing.

With anticipation, I clicked the button to reveal the perfect breed.

Sorry, no match was found.

So there’s no short-haired cat who is quiet, calm, affectionate, and can hang out alone or with somebody. I should have known.

I had to tell my friend that there is no perfect breed for her.

She didn’t fall for it. She’s not taking our little tiger anyway.

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