When my sister texts, you gotta grab the screenshots.

She once offered to take a kidney instead of past-due rent from property we managed. Once she referred to her grandchildren as Angery and Dustbin, followed by “oops.”

So you’ll understand my reaction when I got a text:

Sis: I sent Maggie a package of rubber ducks awhile back. They now have a jeep. I was in the clearance aisle at Walmart and there was a poacher of ducks so why not?

Me: You mailed a duck poacher to Maggie?

Sis: Yeah. There is a hero in town. The dash is lined with ducks.

I was curious. Could AI interpret my sister? I pasted in the conversation. AI roulette.

AI went for literal first: “This is about Duck Duck Jeep, a friendly gesture where Jeep owners leave rubber ducks as a friendly gesture.” Double friendly gesture means it’s verified, I guess.

Well, yeah. I figured out the friendly gesture part on my own. I waited.

AI turned therapist. “Does the speaker see the dashboard-duck collector as aspirational? Or as a hero introducing Maggie into the community?”

No. When my sister aspires, it is definitely not for a duck collection.

AI then assured me that there was no metaphorical coded language. In other words, my sister was not an undercover agent.

I texted my sister about using some of her texts in my newsletter.

Sis: Maybe….magybnet

That sounded like a new fungus to me. I haven’t asked AI, though.